The reasons I’m a better poker player than you are!

You might think you are a good player but if you compare yourself to me, you’re crap! You don’t make any money at all compared to me and your bankroll is pathetic. In this first post, I’m going to tell you why.

The first reason is that you don’t play tough enough. You think Poker is something you do for fun at night after work. If you want to be a good poker player you need to play to win. Playing for fun is just crap, that’s what losers do. I Don’t

The second reason is that you get distracted. You think that you are so concentraded but you’re not. The background is that you play poker in front of your computer all night, every night so you don’t meet chicks a lot. If you sit down at a poker table and there is a hot woman, you will lose your concentration. I won’t.

The third reason is that you think you are better than me because you are a man, thinking like that can only get you in to trouble. There is absolutely no reason that you should be better than me at poker because you are a man, thinking like that will make you lose everything. I don’t, I think I’m better because I’m a woman!